Sunday, September 26, 2010

Friday, September 24, 2010

Natural born killers

Jeff here.  holding down the fort after a morning of climbing in the canyon.  Robbie.. a good friend of Steve and mine is accompanying us as we watch, "Natural Born Killers" Just a movie about craziness. er whatever that is.  Now this blog will be an informative review of our daily lives, and full disclosure is a must.  what is said on this blog might offend, dis-friend, or go against political correctness or laws,  so Steve and I will keep our surnames anonymous.   Well Me.. Jeff.. I'm on the run.  a fugitive in my life.  A recent returned-early missionary from my mission in mexico for the Mormon church.  so cliche right now..  Burning up hard and bright.  My cares have fallen by the wayside in the midst of losing my religion.  The other day our friend Talley and I went and vandalized some school property.  our lookouts wussed out of there positions and we were caught by the piggiest of a cop.  He asked what it was and we told him " Art", and he asked, "For a class?"  wow...   anyhow as the officer got all of Talley's information, I sat against the brick wall of this lit Tunnel of the University, staring at my shoes, such a clean cut criminal.  After two other cops showed up and questioned Talley all about why he would do this here,  they failed to even ask my name.  Me, the stencil holder, got away spot free, besides the paint on his hands.  people trust me.  Now as for our lookouts, well, they saw...  but forgot why they were looking, It's understandable, when a fat old cop on a segway rolls around its a nervous situation.  We give them so much power.  They're not fascist, we're just pathetic.  Not much else happening in this place right now, just so much boredom and so much stupid girl things with everyone.  Just people braking each others Hearts.  That's what all this is about. Well Signing off. XOXO

Thursday, September 23, 2010

so one of them nights

steve here, so tonight is one of those nights, not too much to gossip about at the moment, talley got in big trub doing some graffiti at UVU, but he's cool, court on the 19th so we'll keep you updated. its fall now, so summer funs over. don't get too depressed though, because i'm pretty sure you can have fun in the fall too! darn straight. we might ride some bikes, or just be cool, as you will come to learn we are just some cool guys. 

xoxo
stev

these are characters of our life

first there is us. Steve, 23, just cut my dreads off, Jeff, 20, didn't do that. we live in a retirement community, its nice and quiet. except for us. there is another at the house, his name is jordan, doesn't do anything really, we all eat off of food stamps, so you could say this blog is sponsored by the government. talley, he's here so he's first. curls is his nickname, you'll get to know him.  there is neil, wears green.  kyle, hates steves, loves jeff ok.  haley,  is loved by enough people to make kyle hate steve, but dates all of jeff's friends.  brady, divorce, loves life.  lauren, artist, just trust her.  then there are more figures, can't go in to anymore details because its not that fun.... johnny, jeffs ex's (kendal, tracy, kelene... so on), allie who is our inspiration, list goes on.

xoxo
jeff and steve